I got to see bike snob when he was in Melbourne for the writers Festival a couple of weeks ago. I couldn't resist this little piece in his reflections on life in Melbourne:
Oh, also, Melbourne has a bike share system:
But nobody uses it because there are like six stations, they're about 400 miles (or 93,986 kilometers) apart from one another, and you can't just grab a bike whenever you feel like it anyway because of the mandatory helmet law.
Well done there. Melbourne.